The DOC ROBBINS SHOW ! Part 2 Lady Heather

Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Doc Robbins’ Show !! (Audience cheers and roars) Tonight’s guest …….LADY HEATHER!” (the crowd goes wild with cheering!) “And now here is our host…..Dddddddddddoc ROBBINS !!” ( more cheering!)

”Good evening people! Nice to see people not so stiff! (The audience groans and Doc looks over to the side) “Told you they would groan at that BAD joke.” (Audience laughs and cheers). “Well tonight is something I REALLY wanted and waited for. We thought it only fitting to have this guest on right after we had Dr Gil Grissom. After all these two have ‘history’ and well we all KNOW the sparks that happen when these two people get together. (Doc licks his thumb and places it on his bum and makes a sssssssssssssssssizzzzzzzzle sound). So without further ado and hell she’s two thousand bucks an hour…our budget isn’t that big….LADY HEATHER !”

Heather walks down in her sultry, ‘I am in command’ way. She shakes hands with Doc and sits in the chair besides Doc, and crosses her legs and Doc gets a nice view of her shapely legs with the thigh high stilettos boots.

“Ohhh ‘Manolo Blahnik’! Impressive.” Doc smiles at Heather.

She sits up slightly and a slight smile appears. “Why Albert, you little dickens. There is more to you then meets the eye. Most men never heard of ‘Manolo Blahnik’, yet alone recognize them. I’m impressed and honoured.”

“Well thank you, Mary wears them when we….ummm.” Doc’s eyebrows went up and down a few times and he smiled like the devil. “Anything to keep the spice in life. We’re going on thirty years and I STILL can’t keep my hands off the woman.”

“Ohhhh that’s terrible.” Heather looked at Doc, who had a surprised look on his face. “You are terrible for my business. I hope there aren’t too many couples like you two out there. I would go broke. I need bored and in trouble marriages. It keeps my business afloat.” She put a coy smile on her face. “But since it’s you….and Mary….I’m happy for you. I would wish for someone like that in my life.”

“Well you did have someone that ‘rocked your socks’ but…..HE blew it didn’t he?” Doc put a hand on Heather’s. She looked down and he quickly removed it. “Sorry.”

“No, I am. I’m trying to relax some. I give you permission to touch my hand.” Doc nodded his thanks and smiled. “As long as Mary wouldn’t get upset.” They both chuckled. “Yes Dr Grissom did, as you say ‘rock my socks’ but……he did the one unforgivable sin. He did not trust me after all those hours of talking and our ‘encounter’ and such a lovely breakfast…..” She sighed at the memory. “He spoke Shakespeare to me.” (The audience ‘ohhh’ed and ‘ahhhh’ed) “Then in a blink of an eye, he destroyed it all.” She hung her head. “It took a bit for me to get over a man like Dr Grissom. But I did and moved on. I did have to apologize to the first few customers I had when I went thru the ‘anger’ stage.”

“Well it would be understandable, and I bet they loved every crack of the whip or chains or whatever you used.”

“Well I’m good enough at my craft that I never left marks.” She smiled and the audience applauded. “Oh I’m offering any of your audience members a special if they log on to ‘www.ladyheather.com’ and mention the promotion code ‘Doc Robbins’, they will get a free month long membership to the site. There they can explore their voyeurism to their hearts content. After that….well we shall see.”

“Ohhhh Lady Heather how wonderful! Thank you!” The audience cheers and people write the dot com address down in their ‘Blackberries’. “Now we know you had a recent death in your family and were able to connect again with Dr Grissom. Would you share it with us? What happen. And take your time my dear.” Doc leaned over and patted her hand, this time he also brought Heather a tissue.

“Oh thank you. You are a sweet man, if Mary wasn’t there, I would snatch you up and eat you alive.” The audience cheered and laughed as Doc turned crimson. “Ohhhh I see I read you right.” She smiled and sighed. “Well as most of you know, I was not in contact with my only child Zoe. Sadly Dr Grissom was the lead CSI on her case. I say sadly because, well I would give anything if our meeting again was under a different reason. But….” She sighed and sniffed slightly and dabbed her nose with the tissue. “Zoe was a lovely girl, slightly troubled, and what young person isn’t now days?” The audience agreed and Doc nodded. “Well, she had a child, Dr Grissom said it was a girl…she’s out there somewhere. I need to find her. I need to get her, she’s the only link I have left to my daughter.”

“Maybe Gil will be able to help you. He does have some ‘leverage’ you know.” He looked at Heather and winked.

Heather snickered slightly. “You are a devil aren’t you. Yes, I hope someone can help me find her. I know the father wants nothing to do with the baby. We think that she’s somewhere here in Las Vegas. So I’m asking everyone who has heard or seen a child born in 2006 and is a girl, if you have adopted one, please, PLEASE contact me. I will do everything I can to help you if it is my granddaughter. Yes I do want her. I will do everything I can to help you get another child. But please as a mother, I’m sure you will understand what it’s like.” She dabbed her eyes again. “I’m so sorry, this is not what we came here for is it Albert?”

“Lady Heather, my dear if we can help you find that child, I don’t care if the whole hour is dedicated to it. It would be a miracle if we can help in any way. Now back to you and Dr Grissom…..are you willing to give him another chance? He really begged and pleaded on here last week. The audience didn’t let him get away with anything. Roll the tape.” The audience got to see Dr Grissom on his knees pleaded for mercy from his fans.

“Well, Albert, I’m impressed. I had Dr Grissom on his knees but he wasn’t pleading. Well he was in a way.” She smiled ever so slightly and Doc choked on the coffee he was slipping. “I’m not sure what or if I will forgive Dr Grissom. I hear thru the grape vine that he was with that…that….trannie I believe she’s been called on some websites? I have a different name for her but I’m too much of a ‘lady’ to say it.” The audience cheered and applauded her. “He would have to go thru some serious medical tests before I allow him back into my bed. I don’t even allow my girls to undertake something of that caliber.” She shook involuntarily. “I hear too that he’s going on a sabbatical?” Doc nodded. “Mmm seems it was a long time coming. His roller coasters just were not doing it for him. I can not tell you how many mornings I would find him parked outside the gates just sitting there in his car trying to make a decision. A man of his education and breeding, not able to make a simple decision. Tsk tsk.” The audience mumbled their agreement.

“Well after his sabbaticals, what are your plans for him? Whips, chains, the rack? Cigarette burns?” The audience went ‘ooooooooooh and ooooooooow’. “Well, (Doc looked at the people sitting there), “don’t you think he deserves SOME punishment?”

“Oh sweet Albert. Don’t you realize he is punishing himself more then I EVER could. He’s (she shuddered again) I can’t even say it any other way but so vulgarly….he fucking Suicidal Sidle.”

“It’s Sara.”

“Whatever. Would you REALLY want to be with someone like that after they….” She shuddered. “Even I have standards.” The audience cheered. “Groveling would be a good place to start. Sending pink roses would be nice. I heard he sent her a plant…..a Creeping Willow plant.” She snickered, “I don’t this Ms Sizzle…”

“Sidle”

“Whatever, I don’t think she had ANY idea of what that plant meant. If she did she would have broken the pot over his head.” The audience howling with laughter as Doc mumbled something about ‘forsaken love’ in-between laughter. “Really, Dr Grissom is a much more classic, refined man for the likes of Ms Snicker. She was what the younger crowd calls ‘ a booty call’. A cheap Friday night date when you are horny and don’t want to do a hand jive.”

The audience roared with laughter. “Well now Lady Heather….I ahhh….ohhhh” he wiped a tear away and took a drink of the coffee. “Ah Lordie this is been a great hour with you….I would love to continue this….”

“For you Albert, I’ll throw in an extra hour for half the price, I’m enjoying this myself.” She titled her head slightly and smiled.

“Alright ! Oops said that with a little too much enthusiasm…Mary will box my ears.” Doc looked sheepish.

“Oh do let me….it will be most enjoyable for both of us. Bring Mary, you never know.. She may surprise you.”

Doc’s eyebrows shot up and a toothie grin broke out over his face….just as a pair of ‘Manolo Blanhnik came flying from the sideline and hit him in the head