Dear WILLIAM is FINALLY going to stop whipping a dead horse. He’s leaving CSI in mid season. it’s news to some of you but to others no. Wheeee !! Now he can move on to bigger and better things. There is no Gil Grissom left for CM and RAMBO to butcher. So it’s no big lost. POD GIL will be gone !! Bravo for William pulling the plug. Granted he will be back as “”special guest star”". So now what could be a good reason for him to leave? Mmm now i’m going to think like the soap opera CM and Sara fan ass kisser RAMBO is. Let me think Awwww I got it.
Sara walks into Gil’s office. “Hey.”
He looks up and is shocked. Sara had waddled in with a stomach the size of Texas. Sorry don’t mean to insult Texans. “What the F…?” Grissom is shocked and horrourfied. “You’re …you’re….PLEASE tell me it’s not Hank’s errr mine!”
“Well now come on Grissom, who else would it be?”
“You’re right. No one with taste would…” he waved his hands. Then the phone rings. “Grissom. Really, that’s great! I mean, yes, I’ll let everyone know. Bye and THANKS!”
“What was that?” Sara askes as she plopped herself loudly into a chair.
“Nothing but a gift from above. What do you want now? Surely not marriage. Too late there. That was a one shot delusional mistake.”
“Just wanted to let you know i’m going to drain you, financially this time.”
“Like you didn’t before? Do you have any idea how much that strip mall apartment costed me to buy and then dump?”
“Grissom!” Jim Brass yells thru the door, “Get your kit. Oh hey …ah…ahhh.” Jim snaps his fingers.
“Sidle.” Sara glares.
“Whatever. Ready Gil.”
They leave and then Grissom comes back and grabs Sara and pulls her along. “You are coming too.”
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For the next few days and nights, Grissom drags the waddleing Sara from case to case. He takes all the cases that aare out in the boonedocks. Finally he gets lucky.
“Natalie!” Grissom smiles. “I was told you broke out of the instituation. I’m proud of you. I KNEW you would find a way to do that. You are SO SMART !”
“Hey, Grissom CALL someone! She’s dangerous!” Sara feels the fear and gets hit with the first contraction and once again lands on her knees in front of Natalie.
“Seems we’ve been here before Saa Saa.” Natalie smiles knowingly. “Guess it’s time to fix the mistake i made earlier.”
“May I help you?” Gil smiles. “But…one condition.”
(Throw in organ music here…..remember it’s a soap).
“What?” Both women say together and then look at one another in disgust.
“Natalie, YOU must run away with me and help me raise this..this….” Grissom points to a contracting stomach. “You are the most mental person I’ve know since Sara. I wouldn’t know HOW to raise a kid that’s this werid.”
“SAY WHAT?” Sara looks at Grissom and realizes she’s up shit’s chreek. “Crap. And I thought I screwed up your life.”
“Oh you did screw it up Sara. And millions of other people’s lives, hopes, and dreams. You screwed it up royally. Now it’s payback and it’s a bitch.” Gil turns to Naialie, “In the nicest way of course.” Natalie nods.
Another contraction and Natialie gets begind the whaleish Sara. “Gods does she EVERY wash her hair?”
“Not often.” Gil looks over getting a blanket from the SUV. “Ready?” Natalie nods and Sara’s wondering what’s going to happen. Then next contraction, the pain was unbearable for Sara. She didn’t know which end was hurting more. But then it was all gone.
And so was Sara.
A nice snap of the neck and Sara was dead. Gil did an emgerency C section and pulled out a screaming rugrat…errr baby.
“Shall we?”
Gil and Natalie drive off into the sunraise. For once Gil doesn’t work overtime.
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Now let’s see if CM and Rambo do something like this for the kiddies, fangurls, and rugrats.
